Chick Cartoon Gospel Tracts

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Chick Cartoon Gospel Tracts

Post by Taxious » Tue Sep 29, 2009 12:36 pm

Maybe these are old news, maybe not. I just heard about this site yesterday and I can't stop reading through them. I spent a while trying to figure out if the site is even real or not, I still wonder if they are kidding about some of these cartoons. If you need something to do (and perhaps a good laugh, depending on how you look at all this) here is the complete list of comics as well as some random ones that I've read so far.

http://www.chick.com/catalog/tractlist.asp

Allah Had No Son
Summary: Some white guy goes to the middle east and makes fun of one of the locals praying. He then proceeds to educate the man and converts him to Christianity.
Best Frame: My favorite frame of this comic has to be the very first one. I suspect Dad (and probably son too) would have been shot on site for trying to pull this shit off.
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The Gay Blade
Summary: History is repeating itself as modern gays mimic the behavior that lead to Sodom's destruction during the oldentimseydays. We go through time and the illustrator gives us a glimpse at what happened to the city.
Best Frame: God sends some angels to hang out with a man inside the city, but the other town homos want to rape the angels. The man ends up offering his two young daughters up as rape material to protect the angels. (WTF???)
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The Assignment
Summary: In this comic, some angels and demons get word that some rich-ass businessman is going to die in the next couple days. They proceed to fight for his soul through other humans that know him. At the end he rejects faith and ends up brunin'
Best Frame: This was a closey between the last frame and the one I chose. I just like her face in this picture as well as her buddy-demon with his arm around her.
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Re: Chick Cartoon Gospel Tracts

Post by Arathena » Tue Sep 29, 2009 1:31 pm

Chick is the real thing - real fucking crazy. Hilarious, but fucking crazy, and trying like hell to drag others into his mad, mad world.
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Re: Chick Cartoon Gospel Tracts

Post by Harlowe » Tue Sep 29, 2009 2:44 pm

Chick is classic LOLZ, but fun to read again and again. What makes it extra special is that it's the real deal. Real damn crazytown.

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Re: Chick Cartoon Gospel Tracts

Post by Taxious » Tue Sep 29, 2009 2:51 pm

Arathena wrote:Chick is the real thing - real fucking crazy.
Hahaha... I really couldn't tell. I would read a couple frames, then go back to the home page like "wtf... are they serious???" I even google searched it because I was sure someone was just posting lolfaux religious comics.
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Re: Chick Cartoon Gospel Tracts

Post by Taxious » Tue Sep 29, 2009 3:30 pm

Woah~ I just noticed that there are a few comics that are "adapted for black audiences" - AKA he made everyone in the cartoon black. He obviously has some race issues because every "black" comic, the guy ends up going to heaven 100% of the time where it's about 50/50 so far with white people going to heaven/hell in the "white" comics.

Something In Common
Summary: We all have a lot in common (except evolution: lols@3rd strip down) but the most defining difference we have is whether we are going to heaven or hell. Please be sure and mark the appropriate check-box at the end of this comic to indicate if you would prefer clouds or lava in your afterlife!
Best Frame: The dialog on the way to hell looks pretty interesting... Some God haters, some people of different religions, and a guy that just loves being nasty.
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Re: Chick Cartoon Gospel Tracts

Post by Jarochai Alabaster » Tue Sep 29, 2009 4:28 pm

The dialog on the way to hell looks pretty interesting... Some God haters, some people of different religions, and a guy that just loves being nasty.
:lol: Epic win!

Yeah, Chick is awesome sauce. I occasionally find printed versions of those tracts posted on bulletin boards in some of the local businesses, and I always snag them to take home and read for the lulz.
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Re: Chick Cartoon Gospel Tracts

Post by Ddrak » Wed Sep 30, 2009 5:32 am

We had a photoshop comp based on Chick Tracts a while back:

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Sadly, all of Hooch's entries are vanished from the web.

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Re: Chick Cartoon Gospel Tracts

Post by Mukik » Wed Sep 30, 2009 5:57 am

oh hell no.

I remember being 12 years old and some fucking jehovah's witness handing me these things and it scaring the shit out of me. Those things are pure shit.
Wasnt the world supposed to be gone already by one of his 1982 comics?
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Post by Garrdor » Wed Sep 30, 2009 12:29 pm

Kill them. Kill them with fire.
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Re: Chick Cartoon Gospel Tracts

Post by Ariannda Kusanagi » Thu Oct 01, 2009 7:31 am

Ddrak wrote:We had a photoshop comp based on Chick Tracts a while back:

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Sadly, all of Hooch's entries are vanished from the web.

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I dont see any of them, just "Image"
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Re: Chick Cartoon Gospel Tracts

Post by Taxious » Thu Oct 01, 2009 8:58 am

Ariannda Kusanagi wrote:
Ddrak wrote:We had a photoshop comp based on Chick Tracts a while back:
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Sadly, all of Hooch's entries are vanished from the web.
I dont see any of them, just "Image"
Yeah - it looks like all the links are broken. Pity...
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Re: Chick Cartoon Gospel Tracts

Post by Ddrak » Thu Oct 01, 2009 7:15 pm

Ariannda Kusanagi wrote:I dont see any of them, just "Image"
Yes, like I said, vanished from the web. The wayback machine may have them, dunno.

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