Machete Kills

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Massterloo
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Machete Kills

Post by Massterloo » Sat Oct 12, 2013 8:29 am

It's so fucking bad, that it's phenomenal. No, not phenomenally bad.
Just fucking Phenomenal.

You know what saves stupid, and or campy? FUN does. The script is shit. The set designs are from Doctor Who....70s Doctor Who. The plot...not much of one. But you knew all that. What you may not know is that it was worth the 8 bucks to watch. Just looking at Danny Trejo is like watching a train wreck, but turning away is not an option. You must look at the bloated scared bags under his eyes. I swear they spoke to me. It's really cool to see a guy like Trejo be a hero. The only drawback is that it is a part 1 of 2. No release date for Machete Kills Again - In Space!

**Btw The first Machete was a better movie, but not as over the top funny. Let that serve as your compass as to see the movie or not, with nothing much to do, and some extra money in your pocket.
Mastrloo
70 Iksar Monk
7 years later.
The hills are still triangles.
And the trees are still blocks.

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