The Grandmaster of Zzzzzzzzz

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The Grandmaster of Zzzzzzzzz

Post by Massterloo » Fri Sep 06, 2013 1:35 pm

The Grandmaster

I'll never look at rain or snow the same way again. I'll prolly look at them the same way the 2 stars of the movie look at each other from miles away from each other.......Plasid, flasid, and for 15 minutes at a time.

And yes, the 2 fight scenes in the trailer were in the epic bore fest also. This movie was artsie porn the same way Superman was disaster porn. I knew I shoulda gone to Riddik instead. And oh yeah, you'll need to read the subtitles all through the 45 minute movie that lasts 2 hours.
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Re: The Grandmaster of Zzzzzzzzz

Post by Minute » Fri Sep 06, 2013 11:31 pm

I was never a fan of that style of fighting movie. Plus Ip man has just about been done into the ground at this point. RT rating would disagree with you though. Might have to watch it just to see.
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Re: The Grandmaster of Zzzzzzzzz

Post by Massterloo » Sat Sep 07, 2013 9:30 am

The moment Rotten Tomatoes became "the place" to see honest reviews, I knew it wouldn't be long before the number seemed fucked up (Star treks at the very least). But Like I said the movie will get tons of Artsie fartsie points, even a couple Oscars. But there are web sites, and books to go see stills, and videos of trees with white petals while its snowing. Used to be a time a site with a name like Rotten Tomatoes would scream go see Kung Pow cause it was some funny shit.

The scene Ip man showing the correct way to accept a smoke from a Tie Chee master will blow you away....He actually leans over and sucks as the cigarette is being lit...I shit you not. Just saying, nice shots that could background are tainted when they become the focus for 3 to 4 minutes at a time, over, and over.

If you like boring artsie, you'll love it.
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70 Iksar Monk
7 years later.
The hills are still triangles.
And the trees are still blocks.

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