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by jookkor
Fri Jan 01, 2010 6:30 pm
Forum: Philosophy and Religion
Topic: Religion is the cause of all wars!!!
Replies: 51
Views: 30182

Re: Religion is the cause of all wars!!!

fooking prauns
by jookkor
Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:12 pm
Forum: Philosophy and Religion
Topic: How old are you, what have you learned in that time ?
Replies: 140
Views: 56096

Re: How old are you, what have you learned in that time ?

32, the universe is intrinsically hilarious, and I am pretty sure that I wont hear the shot that kills me.
by jookkor
Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:08 pm
Forum: Politics and Law
Topic: Jesse Ventura
Replies: 9
Views: 2355

Re: Jesse Ventura

Who is that retarded blond chick and why is she on tv with access to Ventura in the first place?
by jookkor
Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:00 pm
Forum: Politics and Law
Topic: It just got nuclear hot in the world.
Replies: 12
Views: 1720

Re: It just got nuclear hot in the world.

Nk cant be invaded, it can only be destroyed. Take a look at satalite photos of their cities, everything remotely modern is aranged to form masive fire corridors. Trying to bring armory and infantry in to those cities would be an expensive mistake. To protect SK, any attack against Nk would have to ...
by jookkor
Mon Jun 01, 2009 9:08 am
Forum: General
Topic: IP Address / Internet Law Assistance
Replies: 47
Views: 4134

Re: IP Address / Internet Law Assistance

Well you dont HAVE to colour inside the lines and worry about legal or ethical arguments. You could just follow the revenue stream to its owner and then pay some junkies to burn down his house or spread his ribcage or whatever if it really bothers you. But the fact that this thread exists is enough ...
by jookkor
Mon Jun 01, 2009 8:48 am
Forum: General
Topic: Hi
Replies: 17
Views: 2511

Re: Hi

Hey bud!
by jookkor
Wed Apr 22, 2009 4:17 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Modern times
Replies: 87
Views: 7850

Re: Modern times

Around 15 years ago I ws pinching a loaf and heard a hobo masturbating in the stall next to me. Im fine with the cell phones.
by jookkor
Wed Apr 22, 2009 4:15 pm
Forum: General
Topic: People driving by who yell shit
Replies: 11
Views: 1807

Re: People driving by who yell shit

I used to get that out in the country when I was walking along the road. Truckloads of hicks would see me from behind (I have long hair) and decide to shout sexual propositions at me although I dont walk like any women thats ever lived. So I'd turn around so they could see the beard and scream at th...
by jookkor
Wed Mar 25, 2009 4:52 pm
Forum: Philosophy and Religion
Topic: Would ET Discovery Destroy Religion?
Replies: 110
Views: 26776

Re: Would ET Discovery Destroy Religion?

My co worker got an ant farm. I see a metaphor there. An alien so advanced that to it we do not fulfill it's definition for sentience. I think we would be treated the same way we treat animals and insects. Trained to do their menial labor, like horses. Kept for entertainment like pets. Or if we cau...
by jookkor
Tue Mar 24, 2009 11:57 am
Forum: Philosophy and Religion
Topic: Would ET Discovery Destroy Religion?
Replies: 110
Views: 26776

Re: Would ET Discovery Destroy Religion?

Intelligent life doesnt mean that a civilization can zip across space to say hello or that it is capable/willing to send out a signal powerful enough for us to recover and decipher. If we actually ever do find evidence of extraterrestrial life the "proof" will likely be so tiny that most religious p...
by jookkor
Thu Nov 13, 2008 6:06 pm
Forum: Nadia's Game News
Topic: Hellgate London
Replies: 25
Views: 8453

Re: Hellgate London

This game pissed me off, and reminded me that I really need to remember to pirate games before I buy them. I can not stand PC games that will not let me configure controls as I see fit. Yes I can get around it to an extent with external scripts but when games wont even let me change the binding of a...
by jookkor
Thu Oct 02, 2008 11:59 am
Forum: Philosophy and Religion
Topic: Smalltalk
Replies: 41
Views: 13648

Re: Smalltalk

I talk to whoever I want to whenever I want to about whatever I want to. I have no problems or qualms about interacting with strangers. I actually used to get a big kick out of just randomly fucking with strangers in an attempt to create akward social situations rather then engaging in small talk. W...
by jookkor
Thu Oct 02, 2008 11:27 am
Forum: General
Topic: Yep I'm a dipshit
Replies: 24
Views: 5143

Re: Yep I'm a dipshit

Have fun. Dipshit.
by jookkor
Fri Sep 12, 2008 12:07 pm
Forum: Politics and Law
Topic: Obama has talent!
Replies: 85
Views: 7521

Re: Obama has talent!

I thought he was pretty nice about the whole thing. He used a harmless little analogy instead of directly pointing out her faults. Maybe he is saving that for Biden, so I wouldnt exactly say that he was "getting into a tar-baby of enormous proportions" with this particular soundbite.
by jookkor
Tue Sep 09, 2008 12:02 am
Forum: General
Topic: Best cheap meals.
Replies: 76
Views: 9592

Re: Best cheap meals.

Alluveal wrote:Jook always comes out for the food threads.

Someone we both know is making me burritos soon. I just had to gloat. :)

(hugs)
by jookkor
Thu Sep 04, 2008 1:02 am
Forum: Politics and Law
Topic: Say a small prayer for N.O.
Replies: 39
Views: 5076

Re: Say a small prayer for N.O.

maybe they could actually finish the projects that were started decades ago, and keep the affected areas condemned until the work is complete?
Or write the whole place off and leave.
by jookkor
Thu Sep 04, 2008 1:00 am
Forum: General
Topic: Pee in the shower?
Replies: 31
Views: 11349

Re: Pee in the shower?

Why not, its all pipes!
by jookkor
Thu Sep 04, 2008 12:57 am
Forum: General
Topic: Best cheap meals.
Replies: 76
Views: 9592

Re: Best cheap meals.

When I was in college I seriously got a job at a convention center just for the free food. It was non-profit so it was open every day and I literally always got to eat stuff like fillet mingon every night. Although my perpetual state of being hungover made me more interested in eating alot of ceasar...
by jookkor
Mon May 26, 2008 9:22 pm
Forum: Geekness
Topic: Crytek whines about piracy
Replies: 17
Views: 3192

Re: Crytek whines about piracy

I played Crysis and it was way too short and too predictable so I stopped seeding it.
by jookkor
Mon May 26, 2008 9:16 pm
Forum: Philosophy and Religion
Topic: Religion is the cause of all wars!!!
Replies: 51
Views: 30182

Re: Religion is the cause of all wars!!!

I always wondered how the Three Billy Goat Gruff story would have ended if the first goat had instead done some popers, smeared a funnel with crisco, straddled it and jumped under the bridge. Now I know.